attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
I have a problem with people making fun of overweight children.
"Man! Look at the titties on that kid!"
What?! No. Just no.
Asshole, just go the fuck away.
A guy in my Theatre Department as the difference between vaginal sex and anal sex is like the difference between Legos and Megablocks.
"Personally, I’m a Legos kind of guy. Cause, when you’re playing with Megablocks, you just know something isn’t right, the pieces just don’t fit together quite right. But with Legos, man, they just fit together perfectly."